shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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