yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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