so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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