god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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