I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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