I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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