question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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