She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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