this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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