If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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