Umm I'm too high to move.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He felt like a one man threesome
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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