yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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