Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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