Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize