If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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