HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?