so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
vagina is talking i cant
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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