I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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