I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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