i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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