pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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