ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it glows. i had to have it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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