Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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