Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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