I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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