giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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