is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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