Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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