I'm so fucking centered right now
It's Friday. Sex?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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