after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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