But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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