He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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