first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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