Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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