You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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