Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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