we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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