The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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