im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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