Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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