He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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