Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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