woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize