Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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