Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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