i think i have herpe
just one?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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