So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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