why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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