He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
