spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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