every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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