If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
A bitchslap is in order.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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