Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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