Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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