Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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