Christians are straight up FREAKS
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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