You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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