idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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