D3 body, D1 cock
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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